Are you really a virgin? Okay, give me $500 and fuck me all you want 👌

You know I'm going to fuck you in the throat and in the mouth, so why put on makeup?

For a guy not to cheat, he should not blow his brains out, but suck his dick

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

You came into my room, come into my room, I called you to fuck me

Oh, well, if you have such a hard-on — give it here, I'm a doctor, I'll help!

I wanted to sue my lover for cheating, and she fucked me, too

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick